THE FOUR HORSEWOMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE BY THE TOWN CRYER

 THE FOUR HORSEWOMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE

BY THE TOWN CRYER

They rode into Congress in Twenty Nineteen

With questionable backgrounds, sight unseen.

Rashida Tlaib, a refugee. A bartender was AOC

ChatGPT lists no jobs for Omar and Ayanna Pressley 

Squad- a military term of great concern

To enemies, they are determined to burn

Aiming their guns at Republicans, we learned

As well as the Constitution, I discerned

Are war, famine, plague, and disease

On our radar if they succeed

To defrost ICE and plant the seeds

Of discontent, smoking Green Weed

Pushing policies far to the left

Free for all health care through theft

Of hardworking Americans taking what's left 

For illegal aliens, leaving Americans bereft

Defund the Police is their battle cry

They march against Jews, while for Palestine

Left-wing universities prosetytize

Cheering on Hamas, who murder babies. Are you blind?

Pulling behind Jefferees, Schumer, and Ghosts

Of Lenin, Stalin, and Hitler as hosts.

Mamdami drives NYC down with a toast

Free buses, no cops, bye-bye revenues, he boasts

Bernie honeymooned in nineteen eighty-eight

In the Soviet union sprouting his hate 

For the Cold War, America, and the dreaded arms race

While at a banquet, commie idealogy they ate 

Are we witnessing the death of the dream realized

on July Fourth, two hundred fifty years behind?

Will the Four Horsewomen destroy the bonds that bind?

Will the Apocalypse eclipse the Republic’s decline?